Hammer does not have Corona virus

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03/10/2020 at 07:26 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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But he is a big fuzzy moose

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That is all. Carry on with your day.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 07:30

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Your lack of baseboard disturbs me, but the cat doesn't.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 07:33

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Thats a feed me look.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 09:06

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Wash your hands.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 09:18

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He may not have Coronavirus, but I would say that he has a rumbly in his tumbly.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
03/10/2020 at 09:24

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He’s actually asking for water.  He will only drink the filtered water from the refrigerator.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
03/10/2020 at 09:25

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Yeah, we’re closing in on two years of kitchen remodel.  Hoping to finally finish that sucker this summer.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > vondon302
03/10/2020 at 09:25

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He’s actually asking for water.  The dainty flower will only drink the filtered water out of the refrigerator.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/10/2020 at 09:26

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I wash my hands regularly, but I have never wiped a k eyboard down in my entire career, and I do not intend to start now.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 09:29

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That's the spirit!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 09:44

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If you tried to trick him, would he know the difference?


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 09:50

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Wow and I thought my cats were picky.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
03/10/2020 at 10:56

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Yes!  I tried!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > vondon302
03/10/2020 at 10:57

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What’s great about him, is he has no interest in people food. The only exception is leafy greens. He loves spinach and kale. He never jumps on the counter, ever.  W e could leave a damn turkey dinner on the floor, and he would have no fucks to give.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/10/2020 at 11:01

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I had to go to a building admin/department chair meeting before school this morning (barf!), and the subject of sanitation was a hot topic today.  I got a lot of groans and ewws when I told them that!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 11:03

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You could also put out a bowl of tap water and see just how thirsty he gets before he decides to go ahead and drink it. 


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 11:11

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Kids are disgusting. Ambulatory biohazards. My strategy is to take the steps to preserve my health so that when the (inevitable?) school shutdown happens, I can spend that time in my workshop. My work area needs re-roofing and I need to level the fridge so its door doesn’t swing open.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
03/10/2020 at 11:13

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I did that for a while, and he did drink it begrudgingly ... but it’s not like he’s asking for expensive bottled water, and he’s so freaking happy when he gets the filtered water. He purrs like crazy and rubs up against your legs to thank you . It’s not exactly a big ask or a real problem.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
03/10/2020 at 11:21

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I think the media is making people freak out wildly unnecessarily . I don’t see schools shutting down at all. Yesterday at my daughters karate class I heard a parent tell his kid, “No, they haven’t shut them down yet, but I’m sure the schools will all be shut down soon.”

I rolled my eyes so hard, I think I sprained them.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 11:41

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I had a cat that would only drink running water. Was found on the street with injuries so I’m guessing he drank something nasty at one point as he also had kidney problems.

I also had two dogs that refused to drink filtered water. Dummies.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 11:57

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There are a bunch of public schools and several universities within 30 miles of me that have closed. Media’s gonna media, whether it’s the New York Times or Fox News. For my part, if I do get quarantined in my home, I want to be comfortable. If not, when this thing blows over, I won’t need to shop for TP for a few weeks. Meantime, I’m doing what the virologists recommend by hand washing, disinfecting surfaces, et cetera. Really, it’s how we’d be smart to live Covid-19 or not.


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > shop-teacher
03/10/2020 at 12:09

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” But he is a big fuzzy moose”

But that’s not a bad thing.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > CTSenVy
03/10/2020 at 12:44

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No, it definitely is not a bad thing.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > DipodomysDeserti
03/10/2020 at 12:45

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Animals can be so weird!